I like my facial hair shaken not stirred.

Simply put....facial hair is a necessity when artistically reflecting on the current fashions of the hipster society. Granted women can't grow facial hair, but without a doubt, every hipster girl would be sporting one if humanly possible. Some terminology to consider when referencing beards and mustaches: handelbars, chops, wax, burns, whiskers, mutton chops, and franz josef (as depicted in the extreme example to the right).

Moral of the story: Have facial hair or GO HOME!!