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Top 5 Hipster Cigarettes!

1. Why buy cigarettes when you can roll your own!! You may choose to also smoke them in a very trendy and wooden pipe!!







2. American Spirit! These are all natural and cheaper then most other brands of cigarettes. You would be crazy to not buy them yourself!! Not to mention its the next best thing to rolling your own.






3. Come get your cowboy killers!!! Marlboro Reds are a popular choice for our hipster society. Menthol, Menthol Lights, and Lights are popular as well.









4. Camel's: We aren't smoking the animal, man! Coming in at number four is Camel cigarettes. Two of the more popular types of this brand of cigarettes are Camel Filters and Camel Lights. Keep a look out for these recognizable boxes in the hands of stressed out hipsters!!

5. Forget tobacco, we smoke cloves!!! Not only does the smoke omitted by clove smell different, but they stand out because of the black paper they are wrapped in. For those hipsters who are still riding off of their parents accomplishments, you will see these black menaces in between their fingers at every park bench or brick wall in sight!!


There you have it!! The top 5 hipster cigarettes, discovered by pure observation and experience. If you don't see these cancer sticks in between a hipsters lips, they simply aren't hipsters!!

Have a good day, and go get some lung cancer!!