feel like movin'???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU1CDSP7FRk

the ramadamadingdong
is all mine!

some website y'all should know about!

ffffound.com
booooooom.com
fecalface.com

Tons of cool things to check out on these sites!
I know I enjoy them very much!

hey, need a good laugh??

so, while sitting on the couch...pretending to not be watching malcom in the middle, my roomate drew my attention to this site.
its kind of disappointing how accurate it is,
needless to say i thought ya'll would in joy it.

www.yourscenesucks.com

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HW

i guess in an attempt to rebel againest mainstream culture, hipster weekly took a nap.

GOOD DAY! So as you can surely tell, there hasn't been a recent article...I hope you weren't freaking out and reading your abused copy of The Perks of Being a Wallflower over and over until you need ducktape to keep it together. But alas! I am back and in charge! (in a non-tyrannical way)

So hear is my music pick of the week!!

I like my facial hair shaken not stirred.

Simply put....facial hair is a necessity when artistically reflecting on the current fashions of the hipster society. Granted women can't grow facial hair, but without a doubt, every hipster girl would be sporting one if humanly possible. Some terminology to consider when referencing beards and mustaches: handelbars, chops, wax, burns, whiskers, mutton chops, and franz josef (as depicted in the extreme example to the right).

Moral of the story: Have facial hair or GO HOME!!

one fish, two fish, plaid fish.

Plaid: The pattern & the addiction.

Without a doubt, plaid shirts are common upper-ware for most hipsters of both genders. However, this constant trend of plaid shirts is by far more popular within the male half of the spectrum.

These plaid shirts come in a variety of colors. But as far as the hipster culture goes, we see darker colors mainly. Although, some lighter blues or greens are acceptable as seen in the image to the right. Common companions of the plaid shirt are more fitted jeans and the classic "dylan-esque" sunglasses. All of these components put together the true hipster look. Certain aspects of a more western or cowboy culture is often incorporated into the plaid look, but still remain a separate entity ( although there has been no precise clarification why).
This plaid phenomenon is here to stay, and has found it's home within the rich and jubilant culture of the hipsters. So remember, think plaid!!!

OH! and don't forget your intelligently named cat that
used to hang out outside of your tiny home but
now you just happened to be
a good person and
adopt that
poor
creature.

Get your cancer!!

Top 5 Hipster Cigarettes!

1. Why buy cigarettes when you can roll your own!! You may choose to also smoke them in a very trendy and wooden pipe!!







2. American Spirit! These are all natural and cheaper then most other brands of cigarettes. You would be crazy to not buy them yourself!! Not to mention its the next best thing to rolling your own.






3. Come get your cowboy killers!!! Marlboro Reds are a popular choice for our hipster society. Menthol, Menthol Lights, and Lights are popular as well.









4. Camel's: We aren't smoking the animal, man! Coming in at number four is Camel cigarettes. Two of the more popular types of this brand of cigarettes are Camel Filters and Camel Lights. Keep a look out for these recognizable boxes in the hands of stressed out hipsters!!

5. Forget tobacco, we smoke cloves!!! Not only does the smoke omitted by clove smell different, but they stand out because of the black paper they are wrapped in. For those hipsters who are still riding off of their parents accomplishments, you will see these black menaces in between their fingers at every park bench or brick wall in sight!!


There you have it!! The top 5 hipster cigarettes, discovered by pure observation and experience. If you don't see these cancer sticks in between a hipsters lips, they simply aren't hipsters!!

Have a good day, and go get some lung cancer!!